One of the greatest joys of parenthood is watching your kids laugh. And though there is nothing funny about this awful Coronavirus crisis that the world is experiencing right now, it does mean you can’t keep good vibes and find ways to put a smile on your child’s face. And guess what, April Fools’ Day is the perfect day to pull out those corny jokes and make your little ones giggle.
If playing pranks on your kids isn’t your thing, we’ve got 12 cute kid-friendly jokes that are guaranteed to fill your home with laughter.
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
- Because he felt crummy.
- What do you call an 85-year old ant?
- An antique
- Where do sharks come from:
- Finland
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
- A dino-snore!
- What do you call a dead skunk?
- Ex-stinked
- What did one plate say to the other plate?
- Dinner is on me!
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?
- Because 7, 8, 9.
- What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
- A wise quacker.
- What animal is always at a baseball game?
- A bat.
- How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
- It waves!
- How does a scientist freshen her breath?
- With experi-mints!
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- You put a little boogie in it.
- What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
- A stamp.
- Why was the picture sent to jail?
- It was framed. FromKidspot:
- Mikey
- Knock knock
- Who’s there?
- Mikey!
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
- Beets
- Knock knock
- Who’s there?
- Beets!
- Beets who?
- Beets me!
Do you have any funny kid-friendly jokes that are a hit in your household? If so, share them in the comment section below.
